I had such a positive response to the last picture of my facial quiff that I thought I would, on an occasional basis, share with you what I see when look in the mirror first thing. I will not visit the rest of my face upon you - it is simply too disarranged first thing in the morning.

This morning's effort is a particularly fine example of the genre, which has form reminiscent of early Henry Moore or even Babara Hepworth. I did consider posting the picture the other way up - that's the problem with modern art, you can never tell which way up it is supposed to be.